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the rapture

sometimes when i don’t get any emails, texts, or phone calls for a while, i think the rapture has come. and everyone was taken except me. and it’s annoying because:

-i don’t believe in the rapture, why is it always in my head?
-there’s no way all of my friends would go and i’d be left here

but then i think about how i could just walk down to the grocery store and take all the cheez-it and i get kind of excited.