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advice: sleep sockless

at some point in college, i told my best friend that sleeping with socks on is white trash. actually, i think i said that only hillbillies do it. i have no idea why i said it, i had likely been drinking, but i am convinced that i heard it from my dad (who is (kind of) from the south and says things like “warsh my hands”) but my mom said no way he said it.

i was confident that the little bit of trivia had been forgotten, but louisa decided to bring it out of retirement when she visited her husband’s family over the holidays. she told me it was okay since none of them wear socks to bed but my question is WHO IS GOING TO ADMIT TO IT AFTER YOU TELL A STORY LIKE THAT.