February 2009
2 posts
the rapture
sometimes when i don’t get any emails, texts, or phone calls for a while, i think the rapture has come. and everyone was taken except me. and it’s annoying because: -i don’t believe in the rapture, why is it always in my head? -there’s no way all of my friends would go and i’d be left here but then i think about how i could just walk down to the grocery store and take...
January 2009
1 post
I’d like to say that I want to keep my last name for professional reasons, but really it’s just because I don’t want to be the first to present in all my classes. Andres? No, thanks. I’ll stay near the end of the alphabet.
December 2008
3 posts
advice: sleep sockless
at some point in college, i told my best friend that sleeping with socks on is white trash. actually, i think i said that only hillbillies do it. i have no idea why i said it, i had likely been drinking, but i am convinced that i heard it from my dad (who is (kind of) from the south and says things like “warsh my hands”) but my mom said no way he said it.
i was confident that the...
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February 2008
2 posts
Tumblr, what is your deal?
I think I’m missing something.
